becuz ur a fucking centaur
we fully support this decision
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becuz ice cream is a great teaching tool
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becuz babies will sleep anywhere
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Unlike religion or some intangible philosophy, evolution is not for you to “believe” or “disbelieve” in. The statement “I don’t believe in evolution” is an empty one as evolution, again, unlike religion, is not something that requires your belief in order to be true. Similarly, to say “I believe in evolution” is to suggest that evolution is somehow dependent upon your conviction. It is not. Evolution is a fact of life, regardless of whether or not you personally chose to accept that.
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Death Wish 9
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(ab-SKWOCH-uh-layt)
verb intr.
To leave in a hurry; to flee.
Etymology
A Mock-Latinate formation, from ab- (away) + squat + -ulate (as in congratulate). First cited from the late 1830s
Usage
“If you try to absquatulate again, I’ll sic the FBI on you.” — Elliott Roosevelt; Murder in the Executive Mansion; St. Martin’s Paperbacks; 1996.
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